So I was feeling a little bored earlier and I started to look up some things on the internet and found some funny quotes ect which I simply feel like sharing.
1) (highlighting the importance of adequate spelling!) "You're like a rainstorm while I am standing in a dessert"-How sentimental, your other half is standing in a cake. :)
2) (From a blog written for psychology graduates) "Whilst chewing on a pen in class- Shut up Freud sometimes a penis.....damn" If you need the explanation for this, highlight the words between the astrixs *Freud suggested that pretty much all of the things we do are somehow linked to sexual fantasys, things phallic ie a pen or a pencil that can be seen as phallic for penis ect, also there was coined the term Freudian slip whereby a person makes a mistake in the words they come out with because that is waht their unconscious is really telling them, thats pretty much what the previous comment is taking the piss out of, there was the phallic in the pen, and the slip in them saying "penis" instead of pen is.*
3) (someones real insurance claim stated) "an invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car, then vanished!"
4) (and another, ive got a few funny insurance claims)- "I had been driving forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident (I'd get pretty tired after forty years too to be honest!).
5) "My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle"
6) "The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him" (The use of that comma reforms this whole sentence and makes it sound awful, grammar always helps people!)
Thats enough for a bit :)
Keep Smiling
Love, Tutti-Frutti
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