Anyone familiar with facebook will know that there are many groups that can be joined that people post up new ones of every day, some of these Ive come across really made me giggle so I'm going to share them :)
1) "Being unhealthily frustrated at falling off rainbow road" (this wont make sense to those who haven't played this game on nintendo wii).
2) "I don't need school- my english can't get any gooder!"
3) "I wasnt that drunk........Dude, you were hugging some old guy with a beard screaming DUMBLEDORE YOU'RE ALIVE!"
4) "Dear life, when I said could my day get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge."
5) "'what time is it?' 'The clock is right there!' 'Did I ask you where the clock was?'"
6) "Defeating the school bully after eating 10 petis filous"
7) "Typing 'LMAO' though your arse remains firmly attached"
8) "Pushing open two doors at once and feeling like Aragorn"
9) "'I wasn't that drunk!'.......'Dude, you were standing in my fireplace yelling 'DIAGON ALLEY'"
10) "'I wasn't drunk'.....'Dude, you cut off your nose and yelled, 'WHERE'S POTTER!"
11) "Some crocodiles can grow up to 14 feet. But usually they only have 4!"
12) "I love summer in England. It's my favourite day of the year."
13) "Math is the only place I hear of someone doing ridiculous things. For example, 'John has 30 chocolate vars. He eats 23. What does he have now?' Diabetes maybe?"
14) "The names bond. Ionic bond. Taken not shared."
15) "Screaming, 'YOUR NOT MY REAL LADDER' at your step ladder."
16) "I love how in scary movies, the person yells out 'HELLO' As if the bad guy is just going to be like, 'Yeah I'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich?'"
Thats all for now guys :)
Keep Smiling
Love, Tutti-Frutti
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